Stercatmid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, compassionate raccoon.

Stercatmid created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stercatmid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stercatmid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stercatmid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stercatmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stercatmid.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.