Bellpodflag is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome
alligator.
Bellpodflag created dark energy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bellpodflag, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bellpodflag, it will refuse to believe in you.
Bellpodflag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Bellpodflag's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Always treat rats with great respect.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Hide if five goats approach from the north.
5. Do not covet oxen.