Bellpodflag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome alligator.

Bellpodflag created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellpodflag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bellpodflag, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bellpodflag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bellpodflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Hide if five goats approach from the north.

5. Do not covet oxen.