Tofdagbess Tinrannellmob is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful centipede.

Tofdagbess Tinrannellmob created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofdagbess Tinrannellmob, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tofdagbess Tinrannellmob, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tofdagbess Tinrannellmob's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tofdagbess Tinrannellmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Worship no other gods but Tofdagbess Tinrannellmob.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about gravity.