Jindobditbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciless armadillo.

Jindobditbod created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jindobditbod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jindobditbod, she will strike you with lightening.

Jindobditbod's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jindobditbod's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Worship no other gods but Jindobditbod.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing indigo dresses and balancing nine zinc spheres on your head.