Cetgigzog Flanloopxin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring capybara.

Cetgigzog Flanloopxin created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetgigzog Flanloopxin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cetgigzog Flanloopxin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cetgigzog Flanloopxin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cetgigzog Flanloopxin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Never laugh in the presence of swans.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.