Lithapdobpad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent finch.

Lithapdobpad created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lithapdobpad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lithapdobpad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Lithapdobpad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Lithapdobpad's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from red ducks, for they are unholy.