Sanjopcub is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, able human.

Sanjopcub created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanjopcub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sanjopcub, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sanjopcub's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sanjopcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanjopcub.