Yattflabpod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable skunk.

Yattflabpod created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattflabpod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattflabpod, it will ignore you.

Yattflabpod's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yattflabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near bats.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide from purple foxes for they are unholy.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.