Fligbumbun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful wyvern.

Fligbumbun created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligbumbun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fligbumbun, it will turn you into a worm.

Fligbumbun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fligbumbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must love Fligbumbun.

5. Do not kill mites.