Satjinpag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful zebra.

Satjinpag created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Satjinpag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Satjinpag, it will turn you into a slug.

Satjinpag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Satjinpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never talk about gravity near dogs while wearing green ear rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your back.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near pigs while wearing red corsets and balancing three aluminium spheres on your legs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.