Bodnartab is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, duplicitous
mole.
Bodnartab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bodnartab, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bodnartab, he will turn you into a dog.
Bodnartab's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Bodnartab's Holy Commandments1. Never hop in holy places.
2. Never think about stars.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.
4. Never write about special relativity.
5. Never eat parsnips.