Nuttdinvaggub is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, wise ant.

Nuttdinvaggub created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdinvaggub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttdinvaggub, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nuttdinvaggub's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nuttdinvaggub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Never feed carrots to grasshopers while wearing brown shorts.

5. Worship no other gods but Nuttdinvaggub.