Ruttfutmig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive sheep.

Ruttfutmig created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfutmig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttfutmig, she will come to you in dreams.

Ruttfutmig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ruttfutmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.