Hogkinyat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient octopus.

Hogkinyat created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hogkinyat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hogkinyat, she will be very sad.

Hogkinyat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hogkinyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.