Bigmisflyhom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent badger.

Bigmisflyhom created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigmisflyhom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bigmisflyhom, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bigmisflyhom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bigmisflyhom's Holy Commandments

1. Bigmisflyhom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.