Gabnadnelltipdim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful meerkat.

Gabnadnelltipdim created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabnadnelltipdim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabnadnelltipdim, he will turn you into a goat.

Gabnadnelltipdim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gabnadnelltipdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Gabnadnelltipdim on top of important buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.