Zanbonkget is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring clam.

Zanbonkget created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbonkget, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zanbonkget, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zanbonkget's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zanbonkget's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing orange boots and balancing seven platinum spheres on your feet.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.