Badrapyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, vain dove.

Badrapyarp created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Badrapyarp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Badrapyarp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Badrapyarp's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Badrapyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badrapyarp.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Badrapyarp seven times a day.