Bogbogced is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident gnu.

Bogbogced created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbogced, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogbogced, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bogbogced's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bogbogced's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bogbogced.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing purple shirts and balancing eight tin spheres on your head.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.