Fumzighat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic goat.

Fumzighat created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumzighat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fumzighat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fumzighat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fumzighat's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not take Fumzighat's name in vain.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not kill badgers.