Gatnelyartim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil swan.

Gatnelyartim created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gatnelyartim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatnelyartim, he will come to you in dreams.

Gatnelyartim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gatnelyartim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.