Foss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical mole.

Foss created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Foss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Foss, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Foss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Never run in the presence of voles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Foss.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.