Sakbutmit is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud
guinea pig.
Sakbutmit created the universe three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sakbutmit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sakbutmit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Sakbutmit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Sakbutmit's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Do not wear lead on your body.
5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.