Arnominpopzenzednatmit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive whale.

Arnominpopzenzednatmit created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnominpopzenzednatmit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arnominpopzenzednatmit, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Arnominpopzenzednatmit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Arnominpopzenzednatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Put Arnominpopzenzednatmit first in all things.

3. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.