Gepjigshav is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, self-confident
jaguar.
Gepjigshav created water three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gepjigshav, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gepjigshav, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Gepjigshav's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Gepjigshav's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. You must never eat limes.
5. Do not covet oxen.