Padcudfabfig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless crocodile.

Padcudfabfig created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Padcudfabfig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Padcudfabfig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Padcudfabfig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Padcudfabfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry swans.