Dubcinbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody warg.

Dubcinbiss created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Dubcinbiss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dubcinbiss, it will turn you into a duck.

Dubcinbiss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dubcinbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing gray tights and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never feed rice to nematodes while wearing white ear rings.