Flab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured wolf.

Flab created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not take Flab's name in vain.

3. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.