Jadnatflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong clam.

Jadnatflan created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jadnatflan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jadnatflan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jadnatflan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Jadnatflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Put Jadnatflan first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.