Hamgedpid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet mongoose.

Hamgedpid created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Hamgedpid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hamgedpid, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hamgedpid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hamgedpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never eat bark.