Butkabarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, passionate wasp.

Butkabarp created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butkabarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Butkabarp, she will strike you with lightening.

Butkabarp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Butkabarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Butkabarp.

3. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about gravity.