Sigominkom is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful
spider.
Sigominkom created dark energy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigominkom, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Sigominkom, he will send you a sign.
Sigominkom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Sigominkom's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never feed nuts to bats while wearing indigo skirts.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Never eat rice.