Midnibmumlat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical hydra.

Midnibmumlat created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnibmumlat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Midnibmumlat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Midnibmumlat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Midnibmumlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not take Midnibmumlat's name in vain.

4. Never feed parsnips to manatees while wearing cyan ear rings.

5. Never eat green fruit.