Dapnarlgup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, generous zebra.

Dapnarlgup created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapnarlgup, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dapnarlgup, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dapnarlgup's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dapnarlgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never feed rice to frogs while wearing fawn corsets.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.