Dubmobcun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent wombat.

Dubmobcun created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubmobcun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dubmobcun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dubmobcun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dubmobcun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about gravity.