Stanhudlunnar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever chinchilla.

Stanhudlunnar created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanhudlunnar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stanhudlunnar, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Stanhudlunnar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stanhudlunnar's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed carrots to great tits while wearing red stockings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must pray to Stanhudlunnar eight times a day.