Stanhudlunnar is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever
chinchilla.
Stanhudlunnar created an up quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stanhudlunnar, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Stanhudlunnar, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Stanhudlunnar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Stanhudlunnar's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never feed carrots to great tits while wearing red stockings.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. You must pray to Stanhudlunnar eight times a day.