Boss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unfair jaguar.

Boss created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Boss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Boss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Boss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Boss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Boss' name in vain.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Hide from yellow great tits for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.