Tagbetflamtig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish chicken.

Tagbetflamtig created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tagbetflamtig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tagbetflamtig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tagbetflamtig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tagbetflamtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must pray to Tagbetflamtig six times a day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.