Zigbenpas Rullvoghap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, capable armadillo.

Zigbenpas Rullvoghap created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Zigbenpas Rullvoghap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zigbenpas Rullvoghap, it will send you a sign.

Zigbenpas Rullvoghap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Zigbenpas Rullvoghap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zigbenpas Rullvoghap five times a day.

2. Zigbenpas Rullvoghap loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Do not take Zigbenpas Rullvoghap's name in vain.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.