Fagrowzag Popkopbud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish pigeon.

Fagrowzag Popkopbud created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagrowzag Popkopbud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fagrowzag Popkopbud, she will turn you into a duck.

Fagrowzag Popkopbud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fagrowzag Popkopbud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Hide from purple goats for they are unholy.