Sisrullcit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair chicken.

Sisrullcit created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisrullcit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sisrullcit, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sisrullcit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sisrullcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your chest magenta.

4. Never sit near ducks.

5. Always obey Sisrullcit's priests.