Dumbodgetcub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonest mouse.

Dumbodgetcub created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbodgetcub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dumbodgetcub, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dumbodgetcub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dumbodgetcub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumbodgetcub.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.
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