Dotfagnell is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy zebra.

Dotfagnell created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotfagnell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dotfagnell, it will manifest in front of you.

Dotfagnell's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dotfagnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of mites.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the east.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.