Quillsomtom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered centaur.

Quillsomtom created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillsomtom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quillsomtom, she will jump up and down on your head.

Quillsomtom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Quillsomtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near snakes.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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