Wathabvig Fidtitduss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage hydra.

Wathabvig Fidtitduss created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wathabvig Fidtitduss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wathabvig Fidtitduss, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wathabvig Fidtitduss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wathabvig Fidtitduss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Wathabvig Fidtitduss' priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wathabvig Fidtitduss.