Yimlinved is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unfair newt.

Yimlinved created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimlinved, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yimlinved, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yimlinved's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yimlinved's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Always help grasshopers.