Mindaveenvabcantan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, weak goat.

Mindaveenvabcantan created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Mindaveenvabcantan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mindaveenvabcantan, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mindaveenvabcantan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Mindaveenvabcantan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about badgers.
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