Rigyatflan Bogmegyik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil gnu.

Rigyatflan Bogmegyik created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Rigyatflan Bogmegyik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rigyatflan Bogmegyik, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rigyatflan Bogmegyik's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rigyatflan Bogmegyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. You must love Rigyatflan Bogmegyik.

5. Run away if six badgers approach from the west.