Hublimmab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless centipede.

Hublimmab created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hublimmab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hublimmab, it will turn you into a worm.

Hublimmab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hublimmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Hublimmab on top of all buildings.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.