Fudyarnak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing giraffe.

Fudyarnak created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudyarnak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fudyarnak, she will think nothing of it.

Fudyarnak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fudyarnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always obey Fudyarnak's priests.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.